My Name Is...and I endorse...

My name is Jeff Oliver, and I endorse Orange Crush as the greatest orange soda of all time. I hear that once, Fanta tried to jump Orange Crush while Orange Crush was asleep, and Orange Crush did some crazy matrix move and broke Fanta's neck. Fanta don't want none of Orange Crush. Sunkist is cool, and tries to keep a distance from Orange Crush so they don't bump heads. All the other orange sodas (I see you, Slice) can fuck off. Again, my name is Jeff Oliver, and Orange Crush is the greatest orange soda of all time.

Grape Crush aint nothing to fuck with either, definatlly throws comp with welches.

damn I butchered that word, how do you spell definatly?

definitely

What do you endorse, Romped?

I endorse frito boats, some call it frito pie, cattle drive chilli & shredded cheese DEFINITELY (haha) the bombdiggy.

My name is Mike and I endorse this soda, which blows Orange,Grape and any other Crush out of the water.

My Name is halfshark and I endorse this soda, which crushes all previously mentioned sodas:

My name is Rakim and I endorse Chubby soda straight from the Caribbean . Its pretty much a few ounces of diabetes.

AFutureWithoutAPast wrote:

My Name is halfshark and I endorse this soda, which crushes all previously mentioned sodas:

You don't understand, my soda is unbeatable, uncrushable, its the best ever, the most ruthless.

Never was a big fan of soda myself. I always drink water....or beer. I rarely buy drinks unless it's a Naked Juice. And this is the best Naked Juice by far IMO...

Yeah that naked stuff is pretty good.

Alan wrote:

Never was a big fan of soda myself. I always drink water....or beer. I rarely buy drinks unless it's a Naked Juice. And this is the best Naked Juice by far IMO...

That shit's like $4 or $5 a bottle here in DC...

My name is Norfasetick and I endorse...





The next time you hit your local Carribean spot, grab some of this or the Kola Champagne...



Both are great.

Co-Sign the Chubby's too. (No homo)

lmao @ "Its pretty much a few ounces of diabetes." Ain't that the truth...

Hell yeah Kola Champagne! You from the islands Norf?

By the way, I also endorse:

Cise Starr wrote:

Hell yeah Kola Champagne! You from the islands Norf?

Yes sir. Well, not me specifically, but my parents are. Dad was raised in the states, though.

AFutureWithoutAPast wrote:

By the way, I also endorse:

Damn skippy.

*sigh*....how I miss getting wasted. lol

Kopasetick wrote:

Yes sir. Well, not me specifically, but my parents are.

Same here.

Caribbean pride!

Cise Starr wrote:

Kopasetick wrote:

Yes sir. Well, not me specifically, but my parents are.

Same here.

Caribbean pride!

Yeeeeeaaaah!

My name is Space Muzik and I endorse

only 99 cents...you can't beat that!

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My name is Space Muzik and I endorse

only 99 cents...you can't beat that!

$0.79 at Aldi... Quit overpaying for it, Trans Fat!

you got me this round

LMAO

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hahahahahahaha

Canada Dry aint got shit on this




BEST SHIT EVER!!! (before it was cancelled)




i never see this anymore





last but not least, one of the most underrated major pop's from a major company

Vernors>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ginger Ale

T. Myers wrote:

Vernors>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ginger Ale

Vernors TRANSCENDS the entire idea of ginger ale lol

AFutureWithoutAPast wrote:

LMAO

Slang Editorial wrote:

T. Myers wrote:

Vernors>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ginger Ale

Vernors TRANSCENDS the entire idea of ginger ale lol

It should have been Vernors>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all other Ginger Ale

Slang Editorial wrote:

Canada Dry aint got shit on this




BEST SHIT EVER!!! (before it was cancelled)




i never see this anymore





last but not least, one of the most underrated major pop's from a major company

HELL YES SURGE......WHY DID THEY CANCEL THAT SODA IT WAS EXCELLENT

Kopasetick wrote:

AFutureWithoutAPast wrote:

LMAO

Haha yeah man, when I use smileys, they tell a story.

smh someone needs to delete all those useless smileys that have my name on it.

<-----someone should get rid of all those and add
some dope ones for me.

You can't fuck with Arnold Palmer...

Dwight wrote:

You can't fuck with Arnold Palmer...

Where do you get that?

AFutureWithoutAPast wrote:

Dwight wrote:

You can't fuck with Arnold Palmer...

Where do you get that?

i find it at any party store or gas station basically

i endorse this to the fullest

And while I'm thinking about Surge, fuck Vault.

Slang Editorial wrote:

AFutureWithoutAPast wrote:

Dwight wrote:

You can't fuck with Arnold Palmer...

Where do you get that?

i find it at any party store or gas station basically

Really? I'll keep my eye out.

Dwight wrote:

You can't fuck with Arnold Palmer...

I never had the Arnold Palmer brand, and I haven't seen it since I've left the south, but that half and half is the truth...

That Arnold Palmer is not that good. It can't fuck with the green tea.

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That Arnold Palmer is not that good. It can't fuck with the green tea.

What?? They actually make Arnold Palmer half green tea half lemonade too. It's the shit.

Like I said before,

This is the best flavor from Arizona.

Don't mind Tranny. He's just salty because there's no ginseng or Asian lettering on the can.

lol

Kopasetick wrote:

Don't mind Tranny. He's just salty because there's no ginseng or Asian lettering on the can.

lol

HAHAHA

Dwight wrote:

Big fan huh? LMAO

I didn't know the picture was that big, lol. I like Old Style but looking at that kinda makes me want to vomit.