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PostSubject: The Jokes Thread   Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:46 pm

Alright, post your funny written jokes, funny vids, pictures etc.

Well here's mine, this actually happened about an hour ago. So im at this food place buying some lunch and as I'm going to pay I go to the cashier who is the really big white woman, very whale like. So she swipes my card and being polite I look at her name tag so I can say "thank you(woman's name). But I never got to say thanks, I look at her tag and her name is KJ Sterling, no fucking lie, I had to walk away cause I was just bust out laughing in front of her. May not be as funny when you all read this but, jesus christ i laughed.
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:49 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   Mon 24 Aug 2009, 2:49 pm

LMAO... KJ marks his prey...
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   Sat 29 Aug 2009, 7:26 pm

Looks like I killed this thread. My bad Esco

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   Sat 29 Aug 2009, 7:37 pm

its cool, I just really needed to get that KJ story out there lol.. but I wouldn't mind if people did participate, I just love comedy.
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:19 am

You may have heard this one...

I female walks in a pet shop and wants to buy a parrot for her parents for a Christmas gift. The store owner says he has the perfect parrot named Chet. He told the young lady that Chet sings Christmas carols. Just light a flame near him and he'll sing. He then prompted the parrot on his finger and lit his lighter and Chet sang "Jingle Bells". The girl was ecstatic and bought Chet,

Christmas Day. The girl gives Chet to her parents and said he could sing X-mas Carols. She propped Chet on her finger and lit a flame but Chet said nothing. She then drew the flame closer to the bird but still nothing. Then she put the flame under the bird and Chet sang "Chet's nuts roasting over an open fire"
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:45 am

hahaha

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