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PostSubject: Call me a douche   Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:00 pm

Call me a douche. Whats wrong with being a douche? If an attractive female asked me to clean her pussy Ill gladly do it. People use the word as an insult, but a douchebag or douche nozzle does this world a great service. Actually I hate that word douche, its a silly insult word thats getting played out. Implying someone is a douche means they're an asshole or prick. But I can't make any connection with a real douche bag with any obnoxious characteristics. Could you imagine a world without douches? Soap and water on a girls vagina is as effective as soap and water on your armpits. It'll cause it to smell clean for bout 20 min,thats it. All hail the douche.
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:09 pm

HUH?????

trotter please put the drugs and drinks away man ASAP!
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:22 pm

ROFLMAO! Douches are a wonderful thing. ALL HAIL DOUCHES!!!!

I repeat. put the smoke down Trotter!
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Thu 01 Oct 2009, 2:31 am

"Getting Played Out"

It's been played out, I first heard this insult when I was 5 years old in 1984 when I saw Revenge Of The Nerds for the first time.
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Thu 01 Oct 2009, 9:52 am

These type of random rants are why I love weed.
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Thu 01 Oct 2009, 10:38 am

Forum,

'DoucheBag'.....out? no flippin' way...what do you call the occupants at your local Abercrombie&Fitch retail store? What would you call the man/lady speaking business (out loud) on their cell phone with "Todd" on the other line in a crowded elevator? What would you call the thousands of people in attendance at a Nickelback concert? What would you call someone named "Skyler Brennington III"?

I ask of you-keep this term alive, because we all know their are people out there that rightfully deserve this title. Thank You.


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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Thu 01 Oct 2009, 12:05 pm

LMAO @ Acrid. Great points!
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Thu 01 Oct 2009, 1:33 pm

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'DoucheBag'.....out? no flippin' way...what do you call the occupants at your local Abercrombie&Fitch retail store? What would you call the man/lady speaking business (out loud) on their cell phone with "Todd" on the other line in a crowded elevator? What would you call the thousands of people in attendance at a Nickelback concert? What would you call someone named "Skyler Brennington III"?

I ask of you-keep this term alive, because we all know their are people out there that rightfully deserve this title. Thank You.


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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Thu 01 Oct 2009, 1:44 pm

hahahahahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Thu 01 Oct 2009, 3:24 pm

The Homie, Marcus wrote:
Forum,

'DoucheBag'.....out? no flippin' way...what do you call the occupants at your local Abercrombie&Fitch retail store? What would you call the man/lady speaking business (out loud) on their cell phone with "Todd" on the other line in a crowded elevator? What would you call the thousands of people in attendance at a Nickelback concert? What would you call someone named "Skyler Brennington III"?

I ask of you-keep this term alive, because we all know their are people out there that rightfully deserve this title. Thank You.


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hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Thu 01 Oct 2009, 6:03 pm

Dang! Trotter wrote:
The Homie, Marcus wrote:
Forum,

'DoucheBag'.....out? no flippin' way...what do you call the occupants at your local Abercrombie&Fitch retail store? What would you call the man/lady speaking business (out loud) on their cell phone with "Todd" on the other line in a crowded elevator? What would you call the thousands of people in attendance at a Nickelback concert? What would you call someone named "Skyler Brennington III"?

I ask of you-keep this term alive, because we all know their are people out there that rightfully deserve this title. Thank You.


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All call them in order:

1. Diaper rashes
2.Anal probe
3.White people
4. Chicken Mcnugget

ROFLMAo. I'm going to start using those.
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Thu 01 Oct 2009, 6:38 pm

Me too. Friggin' white people

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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Thu 01 Oct 2009, 7:27 pm

The Homie, Marcus wrote:
Forum,

'DoucheBag'.....out? no flippin' way...what do you call the occupants at your local Abercrombie&Fitch retail store? What would you call the man/lady speaking business (out loud) on their cell phone with "Todd" on the other line in a crowded elevator? What would you call the thousands of people in attendance at a Nickelback concert? What would you call someone named "Skyler Brennington III"?

I ask of you-keep this term alive, because we all know their are people out there that rightfully deserve this title. Thank You.


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Oh yes- how could I forget- Bluetooth Devices...while used in the appropriate setting- I cannot contest-however, when you stroll about with it on your ear with a high sense of regard(and not actually using it)..ehhhh!!!! DoucheBag...

Those pesky Fantasy Football participants chatting it up at work believing Maurice Jones-Drew is producing strictly for the sake of their "team"..ehhh!!!! DoucheBag (lmao..the irony..)

Girl Jeans...Loud Purple Shirts and an Ed Hardy trucker hat..on a dude...ehh!!!! Douchebag...

Anyone who's ever said: "You do the math"(you do the math..your the one explaining shit)-"Help me help you"(seriously...fuck you and your assistance)-"No offense but…"(No doubt an offense will directly follow.)-"Takes one to know one." (your reply should always be Fuck You)


lol..im having a ball with this topic...
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Thu 01 Oct 2009, 7:37 pm

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Call me a douche. Whats wrong with being a douche? If an attractive female asked me to clean her pussy Ill gladly do it. People use the word as an insult, but a douchebag or douche nozzle does this world a great service. Actually I hate that word douche, its a silly insult word thats getting played out. Implying someone is a douche means they're an asshole or prick. But I can't make any connection with a real douche bag with any obnoxious characteristics. Could you imagine a world without douches? Soap and water on a girls vagina is as effective as soap and water on your armpits. It'll cause it to smell clean for bout 20 min,thats it. All hail the douche.

Trott, homie..the term is not actually referring to the hygienic(sanitary..clean, if you will) outcome of the product...no..more like the finished outcome contained within the bag...this is what the person is
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Thu 01 Oct 2009, 7:59 pm

The person is a slightly smaller person?

But, to add to what you're saying, college dudes who wear shorts, hoodies, and winter caps in the summer... Shaking My Head

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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Thu 01 Oct 2009, 9:34 pm

Douchebag = K-Fed
Douchebag = Don Imus
Douchebag = Rush Limbaugh
Douchebag = Shug Knight
Douchebag = George Bush
Douchebag = Bill O'reilly


There are plenty of douchebags out there. he he he he he! Big Grin
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Thu 01 Oct 2009, 9:39 pm

Nothing wrong with believing MJD is producing for the sake of my team. Big Grin
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Thu 01 Oct 2009, 9:43 pm

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The person is a slightly smaller person?

But, to add to what you're saying, college dudes who wear shorts, hoodies, and winter caps in the summer... Shaking My Head

lmao, ill add college kids who wear plaid shorts, 3 polos over each other, and sandals
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Fri 02 Oct 2009, 1:26 am

LOL at this thread.
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Fri 02 Oct 2009, 6:57 am

Anyone who calls people douches is a douche themselves. Theres people out there that's gonna do all types of stupid shit you dont agree with. I can call every pop-bopper I met a douche. Nope, I met and are friends with some cool-ass pop-boppers they're just pop-boppers by their willingness to give in to pop-culrture.
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Fri 02 Oct 2009, 7:44 am

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Anyone who calls people douches is a douche themselves. Theres people out there that's gonna do all types of stupid shit you dont agree with. I can call every pop-bopper I met a douche. Nope, I met and are friends with some cool-ass pop-boppers they're just pop-boppers by their willingness to give in to pop-culrture.


I fuckin' nailed it with my explanation, buddy. You started this thread proclaiming yourself, willingly, as a douche..so my young friend, you are what you say you are: A FUCKIN' DOUCHE.












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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Fri 02 Oct 2009, 7:48 am

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Shaun wrote:
The person is a slightly smaller person?

But, to add to what you're saying, college dudes who wear shorts, hoodies, and winter caps in the summer... Shaking My Head

lmao, ill add college kids who wear plaid shorts, 3 polos over each other, and sandals


I rock plaid shorts.......i hear you on the stacked polo shirts.lol
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Fri 02 Oct 2009, 10:27 am

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Slang Editorial wrote:
Shaun wrote:
The person is a slightly smaller person?

But, to add to what you're saying, college dudes who wear shorts, hoodies, and winter caps in the summer... Shaking My Head

lmao, ill add college kids who wear plaid shorts, 3 polos over each other, and sandals


I rock plaid shorts.......i hear you on the stacked polo shirts.lol

I only have one pair of plaid shorts, they're not all that comfortable... cargo shorts are the way to go.
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Fri 02 Oct 2009, 11:58 am

Just throwing it out there, by the way, I've never called anyone a douche in my life. I prefer using the word queer.

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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Fri 02 Oct 2009, 3:53 pm

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Just throwing it out there, by the way, I've never called anyone a douche in my life. I prefer using the word queer.

Yep,douche is not the way to go. When have you ever heard a rappers use it? Cant imagine MOP using it.
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Fri 02 Oct 2009, 4:02 pm

LOL. If MOP said douche, I would die laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Fri 02 Oct 2009, 5:48 pm

[M.O.P.] ANTE UP!! Yap that douche!
[Teflon] F**k hip-hop, rip pockets, snatch jewels!
[M.O.P.] ANTE UP!!





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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Fri 02 Oct 2009, 6:05 pm

"First family will gradually, lift that douche up like gravity and turn that douche's frame into a cavity"

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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Fri 02 Oct 2009, 7:54 pm

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[M.O.P.] ANTE UP!! Yap that douche!
[Teflon] F**k hip-hop, rip pockets, snatch jewels!
[M.O.P.] ANTE UP!!





recognize.

dont they say "Ante Up yap that Fool"

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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Fri 02 Oct 2009, 8:06 pm

yes...they do..

i adlibbed Douche in that shit...nvm
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Fri 02 Oct 2009, 8:09 pm

oh i got it haha i actually thought it was a serious post lol
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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Fri 02 Oct 2009, 8:56 pm

Woooooooooooooooooooooow

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PostSubject: Re: Call me a douche   Sat 03 Oct 2009, 9:15 pm

Douche-ass niggaz Imma havta pull yer skirt up! Thats my word-up!
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