NFL Predicks Week 5

CIN @ BAL- Baltimore's the better team..

OAK @ NYG- Oakland just does not have the artillery to fight NY...keep an eye on Manning's injury status however

DAL @ KC- Cowgirls ride the Chiefs...lmao

WAS @ CAR- Carolina takes this

MIN @ STL- St.Louie goes 0-5

TB @ PHI- Eagles rout the Bucs after their Bye

PIT @ DET- PITT handles it..no question

CLE @ BUF- Bills take it with ease like (insert vulgar comment)

ATL @ SF- SF pulls an upset at Home

HOU @ ARI- Cards had a bye...then lose this at home...

NE @ DEN- I fuckin' hate both these teams...NE takes it after a controversial win over BALT

JAC @ SEA-i'd rather watch a marathon of Golden Girls then sit thru this grease fire...JAC keeps the ball rolling and takes it in Seattle

IND @ TEN- Manning and Co. dump on the travesty that is TENN

Mon, Oct 12
NYJ @ MIA- My boy Sanchez and NYJ bounce back and spear some Tuna on MNF...

preDICKS?????

joke buddy...just answer the survey...

CIN @ BAL- Ravens win a close game

OAK @ NYG- Giants win with or without Eli. I'm sure he'll play because he's tough, but even if he doesn't, the Raiders suck ass so they'll win even with David Carr.

DAL @ KC- Cowgirls win

WAS @ CAR- Panthers get their first win. If they don't though, then Delhomme deserves to be benched and then released.

MIN @ STL- Vikes stay undefeated, Rams stay winless.

TB @ PHI- Donovan returns to stomp the Bucs.

PIT @ DET- Parker, Mendenhall, Moore, it doesn't matter!! Anybody can beat the Hello Kitties!!

CLE @ BUF- This one will actually be close. I'll reluctantly go with Buffalo. This will be the game where I only use ONE confidence point, lol.

ATL @ SF- If Gore were playing this game I'd take the Niners, since he isn't then I'm rolling with Ryan, Turner, and the ATLiens.

HOU @ ARI- Warner beats Schaub in a shootout.

NE @ DEN- Broncos are playing great, but it's hard to pick against Brady. Pats win.

JAC @ SEA- The hyphenated boys (Jones-Drew and Sims-Walker) get the win.

IND @ TEN- Peyton murks the Titans horrific pass defense and keeps Tennessee winless.

Mon, Oct 12
NYJ @ MIA- The Jets D lays the smackdown on Chad Henne's candy ass.

"Anybody can beat the Hello Kitties!!"

Except the Redskins... lmao

Hey Cise, remember when you said you were glad to play me when Brees is out? Well, Big Ben plays Detroit, and Peterson/Harvin/Rice play St. Louis. So in yo face

CIN @ BAL- I picking Cincy in a close one.

OAK @ NYG- Even if Eli doesnt play still should be a easy win for NY

DAL @ KC- Cowboys

WAS @ CAR- Carolina, Redskins looked bad despite the win

MIN @ STL- Vikes in a blow out A.P. is going to go buck wild

TB @ PHI- Eagles

PIT @ DET- Steelers

CLE @ BUF- Bills

ATL @ SF- Matt Ryan dont see him having 2 bad game in a row

HOU @ ARI- Cards

NE @ DEN- IDK so leave it blank for now

JAC @ SEA- If Matt is back I pick the Seahawks but if he isnt Jacksonville should win.

IND @ TEN- Colts

Mon, Oct 12
NYJ @ MIA- Phins

Brees can kill a team by himself (not last 2 weeks though). Big Ben not so much. Much rather play against Big Ben.

Berrian also plays Minnesota lol.

Oh and MJD has a cake matchup as well.

Cise Starr wrote:

Brees can kill a team by himself (not last 2 weeks though). Big Ben not so much. Much rather play against Big Ben.

Still though, Ben is playing the Hello Kitties!! Unless he hands it off to his RB's all game long, Ben will have at least 20 fantasy points.

I can manage against 20 points. I can't win against 35+ points that Brees puts up.

CIN @ BAL- Bengals in an upset

OAK @ NYG- If Eli plays then G-Men by 30, if he decides to chill this week, then G-Men by 20

DAL @ KC- Cowboys win

WAS @ CAR- Deadskins in an upset...and it's not that much of an upset either..Delhomme is HORRIBLE

MIN @ STL- Vikings by 40

TB @ PHI- Eagles by 25

PIT @ DET- the Steelers by 20

CLE @ BUF- Bills win

ATL @ SF- San Fran in a mild upset

HOU @ ARI- Texans on the road....not too sure about the Cards this year

NE @ DEN- Denver will hit Brady and then they'll hit him again, and that's why they will win this game, they'll use the same formula that the Giants used in the superbowl and that the Jets just used this year...Broncos win

JAC @ SEA-Jaguars win

IND @ TEN-Indy in a close one

Mon, Oct 12
NYJ @ MIA-Miami will win this one at home, in a battle of two young QB's

NE @ DEN- Denver will hit Brady and then they'll hit him again, and that's why they will win this game, they'll use the same formula that the Giants used in the superbowl and that the Jets just used this year...Broncos win


Interesting notion.....

D.Powell wrote:

NE @ DEN- Denver will hit Brady and then they'll hit him again, and that's why they will win this game, they'll use the same formula that the Giants used in the superbowl and that the Jets just used this year...Broncos win

I hope you're right, but I seriously doubt it. Kyle Orton will get murked by NE's defense.

They just barely got past the Cowgirls, and Brady is light years better than Romo so they'll have a tougher time with him.

NE's defense isn't that good KJ...you act like your talking about the Ravens or Giants defense man....


that Broncos defense is pretty good...I think it's better than NE's defense and if you hit ANY QB even Joe Montana who got knocked out once by Jim Burt...then that QB will fail more than likely...

Brady is still showing signs of rust right now....he's still holding the ball a little bit longer than the Brady from 2007 would...and for that he's going to be picking up his lips..lol (I hope so because I hate the Patriots man)

GO GIANTS!

Let's all join together and hate on the Patriots! Can I get a what what?!?

QUE?! QUE?!

Braylon Edwards has been traded to the Jets.

I heard...................man, is he gonna shine in NY...

Mangini's handeling it in CLE!!

D.Powell wrote:

NE's defense isn't that good KJ...you act like your talking about the Ravens or Giants defense man....


that Broncos defense is pretty good...I think it's better than NE's defense and if you hit ANY QB even Joe Montana who got knocked out once by Jim Burt...then that QB will fail more than likely...

Brady is still showing signs of rust right now....he's still holding the ball a little bit longer than the Brady from 2007 would...and for that he's going to be picking up his lips..lol (I hope so because I hate the Patriots man)

GO GIANTS!

The Pats D was good enough to contain Matt Ryan and Joe Flacco, both of which are superior to Kyle Orton.

It's not as good as it has been in the past, but it doesn't give up big plays very often either. The Denver defense is kinda overrated because they've yet to play an elite team (I don't consider Dallas elite). This will be it's true test.

T. Myers wrote:

Braylon Edwards has been traded to the Jets.

Banana Hands is still gonna drop balls.

I think Edwards will actually help Sanchez a little bit....I think it was a good move for the Jets, because they didn't really give up anything to get a decent receiver who probably needed a change of scenery...

Oh yeah and KJ your right they did contain Ryan not really Flacco (his receiver dropped the 4th down pass) and Sanchez did alright against them too...but we'll see man..

GO GIANTS!

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