I pick these guys up from a bar who was with the Barnum and Bailey circus. These guys were like the odd couple. One was hispanic,short,ears like a mouse, and spoke such a strong NY accent you'd think he was additioning for a broadway play. The other dude was a tall slow talking White dude from Illinios. These guys wanted a hooker for the night. I told them I didn't know any but if I see one on the way I'll pick one up. I actually had to take Washington on the way to their distenation any way. Washington is also known as "the strip" at night time,as seen on the TV show COPS. So I pick up this skinny White girl who looks like Courtney Cox on crack. The guys then started laughing and giggling and said to each other "We're gonna cornroll this bitch" right in front of her. The distination I was taking them to was this train. Circus people travel by train. I had to hit a dirt road to get to their boxcar. We actaully passed by a boxcar full of eleghants and we could hear them roar. The slutty hooker said "OH NO, youre not gonna have me do freaky shit with animals,are you?" Then one of the guys said "No, but we do have like 50 fuckin' chinks (Chinese) on this train who never been with a White bitch before so you have a great potential to make money.
3 hrs later they call me on my cellphone to pick her back up. She got in my cab exhausted,smelling like shit, and counting a wad of cash.
THESE STORIES ARE TRUE EVENTS
Subject: Dang Trotter's crazy cab stories no.1 
Tue 22 Sep 2009, 7:09 pm
