Homoerotic Rap Lyrics-OR How I Learned To Say No Homo

"You know who did you know what with you know who/but let's keep that between me and you" Jay-Z, The Takeover

"I love to pump crack" 50 Cent, Blood Hound

"I think we both know what we came here for" Benzino, Rap Hitler

"If you really wanna know me, show me, homie" Mike Shinoda, Petrified

"He said, Struggle, I really want you to show your ass on this one" Struggle, Tryin 2 Eat


Please, feel free to add your own.

"I Just Want to Turn My Mans On" - Slim Thug

I just realized I could fill up a whole fucking thread with Eminem lyrics that are gay.


Insane...the whole song.

"I'm out the closet/I'm lyin my ass off/this whole time/me and dre been fuckin with hats off" My Dad's Gone Crazy

"Yeah boy shake that ass" Just Lose It

...the classic line

"You looked so good, I'd suck ya daddy's dick"

Shon, you really need to cite the song and artist or people are going to think you're gay.


"I read somewhere I'm homophobic/shiiiiit/I go thru the hood/there's mad n***az on my dick" 50 Cent-Ryder Music

"Man, I'm done sayin that I'm done playin/Imma start layin/any one of these cocksuckers" Eminem-Don't Push Me

"I got beef, I wanna see what you got/if I like it, I'll cop/Damn, n***a you hot" 50 Cent-Gun Runners


Jay-Z: "Hey fella, I been watchin' you clockin'"
Memphis Bleek: "Who me holding down this block it ain't nothing, you the man n***a, now stop frontin'."
Jay-Z: "Ha ha! I like your style!"
MB: "Nah, I like YO style!"
Jay-Z: "Let's drive around awhile".
MB: "Cool, n***a."
Jay-Z: "Here's a thou!"

Coming of Age


"But I heard you blew a n***a with a ox for a phone piece"

Nas-One Love (what's worse is he's talking to an incarcerated Cormega)

"I get paid to rip, step aside, Imma blow you" Buckshot (I think) "Ack Like You Want it"

"Now, I neva had my dick sucked by a man befo'/But you gone be the first, you lil trick-ass ho" Dj Quik-"Dollaz + Sense"

"Yayo, bring the condoms/I'm in room 203"
50 Cent-Piggy Bank

"If we're ever in a fight and you're beating on of us/break out, before you get bumrushed" Kool Moe Dee-Wild Wild West

"I'm bein on the prowl for cock" Mac Dre...not sure which song

"He ain't got the skills to eat a n***az ass like me" Canibus-2nd Round Knockout

"Now I'm in the club, no V.I.P./I'm down low where every last hoodlum be/I feel baby boy tryin to ice grill me/But I {"Just can't keep still!"}/Walk up to him, you know nice and polite/Let him now it's real, lift the shirt up light/I'ma let it off cause I ain't tryin to fight /But, you dead right {"I like that baby"}" Sheek Louch -"Good Love"

""Yayo, bring the condoms/I'm in room 203"
50 Cent-Piggy Bank"

Him just saying Yayo makes that gay.

"I thought I told you, a long time ago, don't ever fuck me, cause if you end up half dead, consider yourself very lucky" Big Pun- Tres Leches

I bet that means that if he's on top, you'll be lucky to survive...

"I got a bitch who's a man" Ice T-99 Problems

"I need some cock hella bad, I need to be free. Steady dreaming about wrecking guts and cock. Laying on my bunk busting nuts in socks." Mac Dre-Back N Da Hood

"Guess you ain't heard we swallow guys" Pharell-Rock Star

"I dare a motherfucker to come in my face" Pharell-Lap Dance

Jadakiss: I might gotta take my shirt off
Ghostface: Yeah, kid
Jadakiss: I like that one
Ghostface: Uh-huh, go in, go in

Run


"How can I make love to a fellow" Beenie Man-Who Am I (Simm Simma)

"Takin cum in my face, yeah, I like it like that" TI-Get Loose

"I know it hurts/yeah/to find out me n ya man be sharin shirts" Richie Rich-Smoke Weed All Day

"All your mens up in the jail before sucked my dick" DMX-Party Up

"It's Weezy, fucking Baby" Lil Wayne-Holla At Me, Baby

"How you gonna explain fuckin a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand" DMX- Where The Hood At?

Taken the wrong way...

Slim Thug has a song called Breakin Boyz Off, apparently...nuff said.

the track is welcome 2 houston, the chorus is just breakin boys off

"So ni**a, slow your mutherfucking roll.
Fuck you with a pole, with the rhymes you stole."

"How the punk ever think he could fuck this ni**a.
Your short, shorter than short, sorry punk.
Still blast that ass when the Ides got me drunk.
Just keep getting it, dont stop sucking
too soon punk or Eiht'll start fucking.
Your weak old shit that wont last.
You won't hang as I slap your bitch ass.
So get ready, cause its your mutherfucking calling.
You and your wack ass crews 'll start falling.
Geah drop your knees, because we ain't through.
Get a grip, do it quick, the mutherfucking duck sick 2."

Compton's Most Wanted- Duck Sick II

Niiiiiiiiiiiiice. Who's that about, anyway?

That's a dope song, too. Just a homo chorus

Mine? It's about DJ Quik

Oh yeah...duh.

It's funny because you posted lyrics to Dollaz + Sense, too

Mc Eight and Dj Quik had a lover's tiff...too bad.

MC Eiht. He left out the G cause the G ain't in him. If the G was in him, that would be hoooooooooooooooooooooooooomo

LMFAO That was clever and hilarious Shon.

Canibus: "Shit on you in reverse and suck you in a blackhole" Dope lyric! But he's basically saying he wants to suck you into his asshole

Mastamind has a few questionable lyrics on Toxsic Avenger.

"Nevermind, get behind me Satan and let me shine" from "Dosumnstupid"

"Get behind me n***a...uhh..." from "Doitilludie"

Those song titles aren't helping, either.

"That ittybitty style you upchuck, betta believe I buttfuck wack MCs from the rear appears your stuck up"

That line has always been a wtf moment for me but I can ignore it and enjoy listening to Pharoahe proceed to rip the track to pieces

What song is that from?

N3R0 from 0nSlaught3r wrote:

What song is that from?

Organized Konfusion: Bring It On

"Put an umbrella up your asshole and open it
While I'm still holdin' it, openin' and closin' it, I break they mothafuckin' pelvic bone with it"

-Canibus; Horsemen Talk

"Don't you know my ni**a Gutta fu**ing kidnap kids
f**k'em in the azz and throw them over a bridge" - Biggie

"I would tell you to suck my dick but you probably would"- DMX

Brought back up in reference to the gayest lines thread. Nice job Jeff.

Id say Kool Kieth is da king of quasi-homo lyrics. He practically coined the word RECTUM

Shaun wrote:

"Put an umbrella up your asshole and open it
While I'm still holdin' it, openin' and closin' it, I break they mothafuckin' pelvic bone with it"

-Canibus; Horsemen Talk

Heres another line from Canibus--

"Shit on you in reverse and suck you into a black hole"

Dang! Trotter wrote:

Canibus: "Shit on you in reverse and suck you in a blackhole" Dope lyric! But he's basically saying he wants to suck you into his asshole

You're the only one enough of a clown to bite his own shit without even knowing it.

Steve wrote:

Dang! Trotter wrote:

Canibus: "Shit on you in reverse and suck you in a blackhole" Dope lyric! But he's basically saying he wants to suck you into his asshole

You're the only one enough of a clown to bite his own shit without even knowing it.

lmao

This topic makes me wanna vomit

Half wrote:

Steve wrote:

Dang! Trotter wrote:

Canibus: "Shit on you in reverse and suck you in a blackhole" Dope lyric! But he's basically saying he wants to suck you into his asshole

You're the only one enough of a clown to bite his own shit without even knowing it.

lmao

LMAO x 2

Steve wrote:

Dang! Trotter wrote:

Canibus: "Shit on you in reverse and suck you in a blackhole" Dope lyric! But he's basically saying he wants to suck you into his asshole

You're the only one enough of a clown to bite his own shit without even knowing it.

I cant see how Steve's funny. He's an idiot. As that White guy from Bamboozled stated --"as funny as a dead baby"--word

Says the guy who just got made to look like an idiot. Go back to not posting, it's better that way.

Steve wrote:

Says the guy who just got made to look like an idiot. Go back to not posting, it's better that way.

How so? Youre the one who came crawling back stating "Please give me one more chance" like the girls say to Biggie