Who decides who gets whose last name in gay marriage?
Some don't do that, and other times they just combine their names with a hyphen
Why is there so many blond girls compared to guys?
Peroxide, girls do way more stuff to their hair than guys, women in general don't care what color a guys hair is
Why can you buy a full hen at the grocery store but not a rooster?
Roosters are used for breeding, they would be too expensive to waste, unscrupulous types would make more money having them cockfight
Why doesn't boot and foot rhyme?
they have different vowel pronunciations
Why don't speed limit signs post a minimum? But yet cops can still pull you over for going too slow
Some do
Why isn't it considered cross dressing or dressing up in drag when women wear men clothes?
We are a patriarchal society, what women wear is of little concern to the powerbase as long as they are not mistaken for real men or are given equal pay for the same job
Why do they call it tipping when we tip strippers when we're really just paying them cause that's their main source of income?
IDK, because technically you're not required to do so like tipping others places
Why in the fuck is there tip cups everywhere I purchase goods now?
Lazy mofos want something for nothing