The Upstate NY thread

Jeff Parker, Shaun, Mystro as me too all from Upstate Ny no wonder why we got along so well.
Im beginning to believe Upstate NY is God's chosen land. The beauty of it is unmatched. The backdrop can be breath taking but the Tim boots that willl stomp your chest in is too. You can't sleep here cause there are soldiers spread out. East NY is a cake walk. Everyone knows the the most violent criminals from ENY make their way upstate mainly to set up shop and dodge their warrants. Everybody should know about Carousel Mall in Syracuse the greatest mall in the world. When Gangstar made that song about shopping in the mall they were talking bout Carousel. Fuccking idiots come here for the history and tourist sites like Niagara Falls but soon wish they never left Detroit. Go to enjoy the peaceful canal like town of Sachets Harbour and your body will end up floating in the water with beavers riding on top of it. Those beavers will dismember your body and figure out which parts to use for their dams. And any retired Mafia member will tell about the bodies dropped off in the Utica Marsh. Matter of fact alot of area up there people say will sink into the ground in the in the next 20 years. And when you enter Utica from from the East you drop below sea level and your ears will go POP! thats just a heads-up on the guns going pop in that city.

Its bad enough that the territory is a perpetual war zone but we have the most horrific winters known to man. Blankets of snow -6 0r more inches-covering miles of interstate. To make matters worse Upstate NY is mountainous and hilly. The landscape is a spread out San Franciso but with less rainbow flags. But even with 12 inches of snow on the ground dope boys be posted in the wee hours in frigid tempatures waiting to get their rocks off. Sometimes making moves on snow mobiles
I can go on about the weed growers in Poland and Copenhagen (towns in NY not coun. in Europe) the chicken head White girl crack dealers in WaterTown or how many times Buffalo was on the TV show COPS (this is true). And Canadians know to stay on their side of the fence cause we don't have free healthcare that will mend the bullet hole in their ass cheeks. Its real.

Who is Jeff Parker? Also, I thought you were from Indiana.

Indeed. But:

"And Canadians know to stay on their side of the fence cause we don't have free healthcare that will mend the bullet hole in their ass cheeks. Its real."

Unless they come to shop.

M1dw3st3rn Rap Pr0 wrote:

Who is Jeff Parker? Also, I thought you were from Indiana.

Jeff Parker is Kid Joe, his old screen name. Im from Upstate NY, every knows that. I live in Indiana now cause not even I can take it out there anymore. If the thugs and hoodlums don't get you the porccupines and ground hogs will.

His Amazon name was parker lewis

What the hell Trotter? You make it sound like a great place, and a complete shithole all in one.

I love camping in the Adirondacks.

It is a dichotomy.

Uptown new york is pure shit... I stayed in hotel in albany once... no locks on the windows... a piece of wood in the slide rail so you couldn't slide it open... most bootleg hotel ever...

Albany is East New York, fool

LOL

i meant upstate... and albany is upstate fool

It's East NY. Stick to what you know.

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maybe learn your own state...

lol. I was joking, because Albany is gay. It's their fault everything in this state sucks.

I choose to continue denial of association.

why does this thread exist?

I assume it is lonely up there

Myestro wrote:

What the hell Trotter? You make it sound like a great place, and a complete shithole all in one.

I love camping in the Adirondacks.

I forgot the 'Rondacks. The place where the cannibals lurk

ROFL "If the thugs and hoodlums don't get you the porccupines and ground hogs will."