Top25 Worst movies of all time

25. World Police: Team America
24. Monkey Bone
zier23. The Mummy Returns
22. Swamp Thing 2
21. Who's Da Man
20. House Party 3
19. The last installment of Scary Movie
18. The Village
17. The day the Earth stood still (2007)
16. Matrix 2
15. Precious
14/ End Of Days
13. She Hate Me
12. Thin Line Between Love and Hate
11. Beverly Hills Cop 3
1o. StarWars-Phantom Menace
9.Cool world
8. Suburban Commanda
7.Disturbia
6. TransFormers 2
5. < insert any Tyler Perry movie here, they're all the same>
4. The Vault
3.Predators (2010)
2. insert any Master P movie

1. The Pest--By far the worst movie ever made. If you never saw it just imagine your worst movie and then imagine something worse than that. This movie is legendary for how horrible it is. Not even Master P could produce a turd that stinks this bad. Even if he ate a tub of cake frosting with peanut butter. Trust me even Lil Bow Wow been in better movies than this.

One online said it best about this movie when he stated that" this film is beyond critique. To criticize this movie is to criticize a restuarant that serves bird seed. Bird seed isn't for human consumption,neither is this movie"

"7.Disturbia"

Indeed. Have you ever seen Untraceable or AVP 2? Those were two of the worst I've ever seen.

The Mummy Returns was the shit you cocksucker

Justin Linker wrote:

The Mummy Returns was the shit you cocksucker

Agreed, as were Precious, Who's The Man, and Team America World Police.

Apparently, you've never seen Soul Plane. That's easily one of the worst movies ever.

Soul Plane made me want to gouge my eyes out.

Any movie starring a homo pro-wrestler belongs on the list.

Except "Be Cool"

...and probably a bunch of others if I'm being honest about it.

parker lewis wrote:

Except "Be Cool"

...and probably a bunch of others if I'm being honest about it.

Well all pro wrestlers aren't homo. The Rock certainly isn't, and I'd take The Rundown over Be Cool.

Precious was not one of the worst in by book. She Hates Me was on some other shit. You have never seen a movie like that one. True original.

TicNitty706 wrote:

Precious was not one of the worst in by book. She Hates Me was on some other shit. You have never seen a movie like that one. True original.

Co-Sign, Precious was an excellent movie and Mo'Nique definitely deserved the Oscar for that role. It was contraversial, and has the ability to piss people off but it wasn't a bad movie by any stretch of the imagination. It was one of 2009's best flicks IMO.

I still haven't seen Precious. Maybe I should have seen that instead of the recently watched For Colored Girls...I like gruesome shit in movies but a father throwing his babies out the window is a no no for me...shit..

I'm surprised you didn't put Troll 2 on here, it's one of those movies that's just so unbelievably bad that it ends up being funnier than most comedies. Also, no offense to Myestro but Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus just has to be on here. So bad.

KJ Styles wrote:

parker lewis wrote:

Except "Be Cool"

...and probably a bunch of others if I'm being honest about it.

Well all pro wrestlers aren't homo. The Rock certainly isn't, and I'd take The Rundown over Be Cool.

You also like watching pro wrestling, so your opinion's pretty much way over there.

I love Troll 2.

Gummo, anybody?

parker lewis wrote:

KJ Styles wrote:

parker lewis wrote:

Except "Be Cool"

...and probably a bunch of others if I'm being honest about it.

Well all pro wrestlers aren't homo. The Rock certainly isn't, and I'd take The Rundown over Be Cool.

You also like watching pro wrestling, so your opinion's pretty much way over there.

What I said about the movies was an opinion, but what I said about pro wrestlers is fact.

I know you're not a fan of pro wrestling, and that's fine. But they're not all homos.

Half wrote:

I'm surprised you didn't put Troll 2 on here, it's one of those movies that's just so unbelievably bad that it ends up being funnier than most comedies. Also, no offense to Myestro but Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus just has to be on here. So bad.

No offense taken. It is bad, but I still like it, because it's so over-the-top bad! Same reason I love that SyFy movie Ice Spiders. It's pure cheese, but I find it amusing.

Dang Moo Moo. First your music taste sucks now movies? haha naw...

hahahaaha suburban commando... man its been a long time since i saw that... how bout add Cloverfield to the list... straight garbage

hey Team America: World Police is a brilliant ass comedy!!

Matrix 2 is pretty good, not as good as the first one but its aight and better than the third one!

The Village is the third best Shyamalan movie. It's pretty decent.

KJ Styles wrote:

TicNitty706 wrote:

Precious was not one of the worst in by book. She Hates Me was on some other shit. You have never seen a movie like that one. True original.

Co-Sign, Precious was an excellent movie and Mo'Nique definitely deserved the Oscar for that role. It was contraversial, and has the ability to piss people off but it wasn't a bad movie by any stretch of the imagination. It was one of 2009's best flicks IMO.

Precious was a retarded movie. KJ gonna stick by this movie cause its a Black drama. She Hate Me by Spike Lee had no structure. I stand by my list,

OOOPs! How could I forget these debacles?

Leonard 6
SoulPlane
Meteor Man
Terminator 3
Ghost Dad
My Baby's Daddy
Any Given Sunday
Eyes Wide Shut
Jurassic Park 3

parker lewis wrote:

I love Troll 2.

Gummo, anybody?

I haven't seen Troll 2, seen Troll 1 in theatres as a kid. Creepy as hell, in a lot of ways it reminded me of the Whiteman's conquest of the "New World". The Troll was killing people to turn their environment to his environment.
Sound familiar?

Terminator 3 was a disgrace

Justin Linker wrote:

Terminator 3 was a disgrace

Though I did enjoy seeing Kristanna Loken in it.

And, for the record, am I Moo Moo?

You are Moo Moo Moo Cow

Dragonball Evolution is the biggest abomination I've ever seen.

Justin Linker wrote:

You are Moo Moo Moo Cow

I suppose I should quote my avatar, and facebook pic, and say "Don't use my name!"

Dang! Trotter wrote:

KJ Styles wrote:

TicNitty706 wrote:

Precious was not one of the worst in by book. She Hates Me was on some other shit. You have never seen a movie like that one. True original.

Co-Sign, Precious was an excellent movie and Mo'Nique definitely deserved the Oscar for that role. It was contraversial, and has the ability to piss people off but it wasn't a bad movie by any stretch of the imagination. It was one of 2009's best flicks IMO.

Precious was a retarded movie. KJ gonna stick by this movie cause its a Black drama. She Hate Me by Spike Lee had no structure. I stand by my list,

That's bullshit Trotter, there's at least 4-5 good movies on your list. If this is your worst list then I bet you've got some straight up DUDS in your Top 25 best.

And FYI, there have been a number of black dramas that I've disliked but Precious is a great movie. You're about the only black person I've seen that disliked it, but whatever.

DT if those are the worst movies you've ever seen then you truly have never scraped the bottom of the barrel. None of those would even be close for me. Let me take a crack at it.

In no particular order:
1. Silence of the Hams
2. Double Dragon (gawd awful)
3. Dragonball Evolution
4. Fantastic Four (the original one, not the one with Jessica Alba)
5. Troll 2 (it's like slow death!)
6. The Covenant (not the one with the witches in it)
7. Chun-Li (that was pretty damn bad!)
8. Zero Tolerance (infinite ammuntion, and SHITTY EDITING!)
9. The Cell 2 (I knew it was going to be bad but I felt compelled to see it)
10. Skinwalkers (worse werewolf transformation ever, how you beat AWIP for that spot)
11. Dragon Wars
12. Scary Movie Franchise in general
13. White Chicks (just why? should've never made it pass the pndering stage)
14. Alone in the Dark
15. House of the Dead
16. Blade Trinity (saw it for free and wanted my money back)
17. Resident Evil Apocalypse (saw it for free and wanted my money back)
18. 28 Weeks Later (saw it for free and wanted my money back)
19. Batman & Robin (WTF, nipple suit)
20. Jason X (how the fuck did that project get off the ground)
21. Anacondas (super predictable!)
22. Highlander 4 aka Endgame (that was a hot mess)
23. Crow: City of Angels (that's how you kill a franchise)
24. Home Alone 3 (I saw this by accident I swear)
25. Lawmower Man 2 (goddamn sequels!)

Gummo (isn't bad), it's just on some ole other shit!

"12. Scary Movie Franchise in general"
"16. Blade Trinity (saw it for free and wanted my money back)"

smh

The Scary Movie with Chris Elliot is fuxking hysterical! I thought 28 Weeks Later was pretty bad-ass...better that Days, anyways.

Weeks was seriously flawed.
1. There is no guard outside the room of the only infected woman in town who also happens to be immune.
2. With nerve gas in the air I'm going to get out and push. If you see nerve gas you're dead already. The moment it made contact with your skin you'd be convulsing.
3. You haven't completely sterilized the area and you let civilians comeback. Huh? No neutron bomb first?
4. Shoot the infected but not the norms, yeah right?
I'm willing to suspend belief only so far.

Shaun I admit Scary Movie flicks have a few funny moments here and there but they fail as a good satire. They ain't got shit on Naked Gun.
And Trinity sucked balls plain and simple. I was severely disappointed. Vamp-dogs, GTFOH! They under utilized Triple H. They killed Whistler, twice. Come on son? The Nightstalkers were lacking. I read the comic and got my feelings hurt. It had a plot but epically failed in so many other areas.

28 Days DESTROYS Weeks...but Weeks is still a decent film.

Half wrote:

28 Days DESTROYS Weeks...but Weeks is still a decent film.

It rapes it in a back alley with no vaseline in a live web broadcast.

I think Cabin Boy is probably the worst movie i have ever seen.

Dan In Real Life
Julian Donkey Boy
Howard the Duck
Disorderlies
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Less Than Zero
Youth In Revolt
Congo
Children of the Corn 2
Gays of Thunder
Boiler Room
Cop Out

Congo, Disorderlies, and Boiler Room were dope IMO. The latter is the best acting job Vin Diesel has ever done, and I generally dislike Diesel.

Here's some of the wackest ever IMO, in no specific order....

Freddy Got Fingered
Dumb and Dumberer
Soul Plane
Very Bad Things
Vampire In Brooklyn
Johnny Mnemonic
Rollerball
Spawn
Jury Duty
The Replacements
Howard The Duck
Joe Dirt
Secret Window
Girl 6
Any Given Sunday (I don't care what anybody says, that movie sucked diarrhea infested ass)
Vanilla Sky
No Holds Barred
Alien vs Predator
Little Nicky
Patch Adams
Rocky 5
B.A.P.S.
Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo
The Last Action Hero
Formula 51
Lost In Space
Battlefield Earth

Street Fighter
Super Mario Brothers
Catwoman

I surely hope the Street Fighter you're referring to isn't the one with Sonny Chiba

Joe Dirt, Very Bad Things, Duece Bigelow & Patch Adams were all great.

Freddy Got Fingered is a genuine American classic.

You really think Congo is dope? That may be the absolute worst ever...

Justin Linker wrote:

I surely hope the Street Fighter you're referring to isn't the one with Sonny Chiba

No, the video game one with Jean-Claude and Raul Julia. It had a pretty good soundtrack, but that movie was atrocious.

Justin Linker wrote:

I surely hope the Street Fighter you're referring to isn't the one with Sonny Chiba

I haven't seen that trilogy in a decade, is the first one the one where he rips homies junk right off?

TheBeerHunter wrote:

Justin Linker wrote:

I surely hope the Street Fighter you're referring to isn't the one with Sonny Chiba

I haven't seen that trilogy in a decade, is the first one the one where he rips homies junk right off?

Yes. It was the first movie to receive an X rating solely for violence.

Soul Plane & The Wash are probably the 2 worst movies that I have ever seen. She Hates Me would probably be # 3. I also agree that Matrix 2 was better than Matrix 3.

Soul Plane was a shitty movie, but it's the only time I've ever laughed at Kevin Hart's weak comedy.

Kevin Hart was hilarious in Scary Movie 3

Alright...you got me. I forgot. Still, that's only twice he's been funny. They keep trying to push him on us like a new Tucker or Epps and it's just not happening.

Highsmith wrote:

Soul Plane & The Wash are probably the 2 worst movies that I have ever seen. She Hates Me would probably be # 3. I also agree that Matrix 2 was better than Matrix 3.

I'd say The Wash is better than any of the movies I listed. It's not good, but not worse than those.

parker lewis wrote:

Joe Dirt, Very Bad Things, Duece Bigelow & Patch Adams were all great.

Freddy Got Fingered is a genuine American classic.

You really think Congo is dope? That may be the absolute worst ever...

Congo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All 5 of those movies. The first Duece Bigelow was decent, but the sequel was terrible.

Freddy Got Fingered was horrendous!!! In fact, pretty much anything with Tom Green in it sucks. But FGF is so awful that when my chick rented it, I shut it off 15 minutes into it. That shit made Soul Plane look like Do The Right Thing.

Myestro wrote:

Justin Linker wrote:

I surely hope the Street Fighter you're referring to isn't the one with Sonny Chiba

No, the video game one with Jean-Claude and Raul Julia. It had a pretty good soundtrack, but that movie was atrocious.

Chun Li is worse! I assure you. SF at least has some camp value.

KJ Styles wrote:

Congo, Disorderlies, and Boiler Room were dope IMO. The latter is the best acting job Vin Diesel has ever done, and I generally dislike Diesel.

Here's some of the wackest ever IMO, in no specific order....

Freddy Got Fingered
Dumb and Dumberer
Soul Plane
Very Bad Things
Vampire In Brooklyn
Johnny Mnemonic
Rollerball
Spawn
Jury Duty
The Replacements
Howard The Duck
Joe Dirt
Secret Window
Girl 6
Any Given Sunday (I don't care what anybody says, that movie sucked diarrhea infested ass)
Vanilla Sky
No Holds Barred
Alien vs Predator
Little Nicky
Patch Adams
Rocky 5
B.A.P.S.
Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo
The Last Action Hero
Formula 51
Lost In Space
Battlefield Earth

KJ if those are the worst movies you've ever seen then consider yourself lucky.
Only one question, which Rollerball? (original or remake)